Life Expectancy of a clean sheet:
10:00: Collin falls asleep.
11:30: Michael and Casey put freshly clean sheets (still hot from the dryer) on bed and go to sleep.
12:00: Collin wakes up hungry.
12:25: Collin spews freshly consumed milk all over sheets on Casey's side of the bed...twice! 12:35: Collin is asleep,Casey is now sleeping, I mean lying, in two wet puddles, Michael has miraculously slept through the whole ordeal, and the life expectancy of a clean sheet in our house is 30min.
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